Thursday, August 05, 2004

Hymns for all people.

The church has been on my mind today, possibly has something to do with an urban legend I heard on the radio this morning on WPHT (they should know better) about Bryn Athyn.

Regardless of this personal waffle, I found this listing on a Church of England site from the UK.


Hymns for all People

The Dentist's Hymn: .....Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn: ..There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn: ..The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn: ......Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn: ......There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn: ..Standing on the Promises
The Optician's Hymn: ....Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Gossip's Hymn: ......Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:..Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn: ... .Sweet By and By
The Estate Agent's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn: ...He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn: ......The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway -- a few hymns:

45mph..God Will Take Care of You
55mph..Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65mph..Nearer My God To Thee
75mph..Nearer Still Nearer
85mph..This World Is Not My Home
95mph..Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100mph..Precious Memories

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